The algorithm is listening. Unfortunately.

Marketer Tarot

Pull a card. Receive your marketing omen. Pretend this counts as strategy.

A tiny browser-based tarot deck for marketers dealing with campaigns, clients, dashboards, deadlines, algorithms, stakeholders, and the occasional form that definitely worked yesterday.

Single Card Pull

One card. One omen. Infinite plausible deniability.

The deck is shuffled and waiting.

The 3-Card Spread

The Brief, the Stakeholder, and the CTA walk into a dashboard.

Three cards face down. Reveal them when you're ready to feel seen.

Card Archive

The whole deck, out in the open. Filter by your particular flavor of chaos.

Saved Pulls

Cards you kept, stored right here in your browser. No account required.

Nothing saved yet. When a card reads you a little too accurately, hit Save this Card and it will wait for you here.